Seen the recent Sensodyne ads on TV?
What’s worse than a bunch of Asians spouting phony accents?
Well – loudmouths, that’s what!
You can spot – er, I mean, hear – them a mile away, the loudmouths.
I was at a coffee place recently and I really wondered hard how someone so small could speak with a voice so loud.
Guess what – it was an American.
And everywhere they go, Americans holler, bellow, shout and yell.
No matter where you are, the moment you hear someone hollering again, you know for sure, it’s gotta be an American!
Yup, Americans – those retards from land of the free, home of the brave.
Why the fuck do they have to talk at the top of their voices?