Monthly Archives: December 2010

The Latest in Depravity

Defenseless animals are being crushed and killed and these perverted acts filmed for viewers’ sick enjoyment. The crush film is the latest in depravity. Just when you think you’ve seen it all, the human race sinks to deeper levels of … Continue reading

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Oops!

Some idiot had a kidney transplant but went postal when he found out that the donor was humping his wife; not only that, apparently his daughter was actually fathered by the same guy. The news made headlines in both The … Continue reading

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Tardy!

The appointment – at his request – was finally made for November 8 at noon. I waited at the restaurant for an hour. Alone. Like a fucking idiot. He didn’t show. Later, a text message came with some excuse. And … Continue reading

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Ass Luck

I have ass luck when it comes to waiting for people. Especially service people. For example, I recently took a day off to wait for the technician to show up to fix my Sound Bar. He promised to make it … Continue reading

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Horrorscoped!

I don’t take horoscopes seriously. I think there’s a reason why horoscopes are printed on the same page as the comics but what happened to me recently may change my mind. When I arrived at Kuala Lumpur International Airport at … Continue reading

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Venerables are Vulnerable

And they call themselves “Venerable.” “Venerable” means someone who is sanctified and considered sacred by religious association; someone who deserves to be venerated. Is Ming Yi deserving of such an honorific? The top Buddhist authority in Singapore wants the Venerable … Continue reading

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Ye shall Eat the Fat of the Land!

The char kway teow fella near my place now uses vegetable oil. Along with that gone are those delicious bits of pork rinds. He said “garment” says “pig oil is bad.” The government says pig oil is bad? But this … Continue reading

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Oh that Obama!

President Barack Obama using his right foot to step on the scale as White House Trip Director Marvin Nicholson tried to weigh himself in a volleyball locker room at the University of Texas in Austin couple of months ago. Is … Continue reading

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Embarrassing? Yes. Secret? Hardly!

Most people think that women gossip. Well, face it – both men and women gossip. Men’s gossip is more savage and lethal, damaging even. The Soviets used to deploy female spies to seduce foreign diplomats – contents of their pillow … Continue reading

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Sashimi with a Pretty Girl

What could be more decadent on a weekday than sashimi with a pretty girl and a bottle of 1999 Veuve Clicquot Rich? Yes, I was invited to Hachi by a pretty foodie and wine aficionado recently. The restaurant used to … Continue reading

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