Monthly Archives: May 2011

Troubling SMS Exchange

Disturbing SMS exchange with a dear friend who works as a writer and who’s a vegetarian and someone who’s very deep into esoteric practices: She: My journey is coming to an end and I simply have no time. Since you’re … Continue reading

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Latest Plaything

The Kindle, not the babe! Yes, finally got my hands on a Kindle 3. All-New, High-Contrast E Ink Screen – 50% better contrast with latest E Ink Pearl technology New Sleek Design – 21% smaller body while keeping the same … Continue reading

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Almost Vomited Blood but All is Cool Now

As I was walking towards SQ 958 to Jakarta on May 2, I received a text message from my sis informing me that He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named had just been killed by US forces. Then I received a tip from someone who’s a bit … Continue reading

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Look Ma No Blockages!

Did a 64-Slice CT Heart Scan on Monday. All clear! Yayy, that ticker’s still going strong! For those who’ve always wondered how my heart looks like, here are some high-resolution, ECG synchronized Computer Tomography of my heart:   Try not … Continue reading

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Osama been Gotten

That towelhead sisterfucker who commandeered two planes to fly into New York City’s World Trade Center in 2001, lived for several years with no less than three wives in luxurious comfort in a huge multi-million-dollar mansion that sticks out like … Continue reading

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Myanmar to host ASEAN?

A theocracy is a government ruled by clergy, or by deluded individuals who consider themselves divinely guided. A kleptocracy is a government ruled by thieves – these crooks rob their own people. A plutocracy is a government ruled by the … Continue reading

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Oh No! They’re Back!

Honestly, I’m disappointed with the way Singaporeans voted. The people who talk the loudest very often act the opposite. All I can do is to sigh and say Singaporeans deserve the government they get. Those who talked so much but … Continue reading

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Happy Mother’s Day, Now Start Mopping, You Old Cow!

Today is Mother’s Day and if you are retarded enough to get your mom a mop as a gift, then her biggest mistake must have been to give birth to you. Now I understand why abortion is legal in this country.

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Erection Day Today!

It’ll be interesting to watch how the 200,000 young people voting for the first time (about 8.7 of the total) cast their ballot papers today. Many of these Internet-savvy young people – Gen Y – are “members” of a digital … Continue reading

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Tiger Mother, Tiger Father

When my daughter was a little girl there was a period when she was glued to the TV and refused to look at her books. I lifted the TV set off its stand and with the glass side faced down, … Continue reading

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