Monthly Archives: May 2012

Hypocrites of the Highest Order?

Yesterday I learned that residents of a clutch of housing developments (Dairy Farm, Chestnut and Cashew) in Upper Bukit Timah have banded together to protest against the development of what might be taller condominiums in their neighborhood. These residents’ first … Continue reading

Posted in Unforgiven | Comments Off on Hypocrites of the Highest Order?

A Grateful Heart is the Beginning of Greatness

This week I’m grateful for two things. Number One: I am grateful for those retards who send emails with no content. These turd-brains simply type their message on the line where the subject of their email ought to be. This … Continue reading

Posted in Unforgiven | Comments Off on A Grateful Heart is the Beginning of Greatness

The Itch and The Bitch

It started out as a tiny tickle, like a quick brush of a feather’s tip. Then nothing. Then it happened again, a quick flicker. This time it lingered on for a wee bit longer. Something seemed to be growing, the … Continue reading

Posted in Pulp Fiction | Comments Off on The Itch and The Bitch

Stingy People will Always be Poor

I know a few misers who drive cars that cost hundreds of thousands of dollars but would park where parking charges are cheaper and walk half a mile in the sweltering heat to their destinations just to save a few … Continue reading

Posted in Unforgiven | Comments Off on Stingy People will Always be Poor

From Good to Shitty: NETS Card Charge

Some “everything-also-want-to-kau-peh” retard wrote to the press recently complaining about having to pay a non-refundable deposit for a NETS CashCard. Lim Yin-Fern, Vice-President, Corporate Communications, NETS replied yesterday saying “The NETS CashCard costs $10 (comprising $5 in stored value and … Continue reading

Posted in Unforgiven | Comments Off on From Good to Shitty: NETS Card Charge

Forum Pipes

I’ve been collecting the annual releases of specially handcrafted pipes commissioned by a pipe smoking forum in Europe of which I am a member. Each year, only 30 pipes are made. Just received my latest two. Pipes with the numbers … Continue reading

Posted in Thank You for Smoking | Comments Off on Forum Pipes

Grand Daddy Cool

  Time to fire up a Behike! I’ve just become a grandfather! Our first grandchild – a handsome little baby boy – was born yesterday (May 4) at 5:01pm. Thanks for your prayers!

Posted in Places in the Heart | Comments Off on Grand Daddy Cool

Most Recent Two

My buddy Nyit came back from London with a Dunhill dress pipe for me. It is my first-ever dress pipe and has a gold band. It will go well with the tux I’ll be wearing tomorrow night at the gala … Continue reading

Posted in Thank You for Smoking | Comments Off on Most Recent Two