As he journeys, here's an omnium-gatherum of musings by Lohcifer, a curmudgeon and misanthrope with two PhDs and a tortured soul. (And 5000 pipes and a million dollars' worth of Cuban cigars.) Oh, did anyone put a gun to your head and forced you to read this? Lohcifer blogs for himself.
I know bupkis about life but I look forward to the day when the top and bottom sheets of my toilet paper are aligned and when chickens can cross the road freely without people questioning their motives.