Eating with Gloves

GlovesRecently, the wife organized a durian party and some of the ladies whipped out gloves such as those shown in the photo above to handle their durians.

Well, to each his own, but some food are best eaten sans gloves – plus, you may get the smell off your hands, but don’t you know that when you eat durians, every pore of your body – plus your breath and your farts – are going to emit the smell anyway?

Obviously I’m new to this. Nowadays I see such gloves popping up everywhere. Just saw a couple of idiots eating chicken wings with said gloves. What happened to “finger licking good”?

As for me, nothing comes between me and my food.

Keep those stupid gloves away from me!

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