- Freyr: Paws-itively Purr-fect!
- Three-inch Murder Weapon
- Walking on Eggshells
- Too Many Encounters with Men and Women in White
- Crowdfunded Products? Thanks, but No Thanks!
- Close, but no Cigar!
- Smarty-pants Not Wanted on This Planet
- A Pipe Made by Two (no, not a Bicycle Built For Two)
- Bovine Scatologists and Trumpet Blowers Galore at Bullshit Central
- Grab Crab: May the Bleeding Hearts Cry! And for Rabbits Too!
Monthly Archives: February 2017
On my 60th birthday, Landrick presented me with a vintage, unsmoked pipe from Italy with a mouthpiece made of amber. Pipes with mouthpieces made of amber are extremely rare. Actually, the fossilized resin of prehistoric plants, amber is rare due … Continue reading
Handcrafted, one at a time in Negaunee, Michigan, the very exceptional pipes of Lee von Erck have been demanding attention throughout the pipe smoking community worldwide. Pipe smoking aficionados claim that von Erck’s pipes are well sought after due to … Continue reading
Today, I officially became a senior citizen. Oh no!!!
Twenty complaints about noise led to the culling of free-roaming chickens. The Agri-Food & Veterinary Authority of Singapore admitted that in a letter to The Straits Times on February 2nd. Then on February 15th its more tualiap head honcho wrote … Continue reading
The retards at LTA sent me a letter saying that my household has been “randomly chosen” for a comprehensive travel survey and that an interviewer will be visiting my house to ask questions, The survey has been outsourced to Ascentiq … Continue reading
If you spend heaps of money to raise a champion who wins an Olympic gold does that make you a Singaporean of the Year? I have no answer to that question, being the simpleton that I am. What I do … Continue reading
Wong Heang Fine, Surbana Jurong’s CEO, is a real sensitive guy. When 54 of his employees were sacked, he couldn’t sleep for a week, lost his appetite for his Chinese New Year reunion dinner and donated his entire year’s salary … Continue reading
Children in the neighborhood are making helluva lot of noise, cull them! My sister-in-law’s three kids (straight out of DSM-5) are the worst-bred, most ill-mannered brats on planet earth, cull them! The neighbor next door has two kids who look … Continue reading
Intruders with ill intentions can come into your territory, take advantage of all the benefits there are to be reaped, give nothing back, and on occasions, even wreck damaging havoc and cause deaths with their ideology and militarism. So, you … Continue reading
Except for one or two flights, I’ve flown business class since I was a teenager and flying economy has always been a problem for me. Recently airlines were aggressively touting Premium Economy seats and giving the impression that they are … Continue reading