- Now Everyone Is An Author
- The Retards Doth Complain Too Much, Methinks
- Do Hungry Ghosts Exist?
- Modern-day Freakshows
- The Indispensable Pests in Our Lives
- Remembering Heinz Schwarzkopf – Gentlemen’s Gentleman
- Fame is a Double-edged Sword
- They Who Can Do No Wrong?
- Partagas Culebras
- Oh Shuddap Already Lah Puleeze!
Monthly Archives: March 2017
Serious board meeting late last week. Men and women who control billion-dollar business empires in attendance. Suddenly one man seemed to be convulsing, his body reverberating. What happened? What happened was he happened to take a quick peek at his … Continue reading
The movie Beauty and the Beast started its run in Singapore on March 16th. Prior to that, the National Council of Churches warned parents about the movie and its possible influence on their children who watch it. At the same … Continue reading
A letter to The Straits Times on March 16th says “Smoking while driving also raises risk of accidents” and another letter to the same papers on March 14th says “Make it illegal to smoke in vehicles.” I have not heard … Continue reading
For the Chinese, hulu or the bottle gourd or calabash is a symbol of prosperity, abundance, good health and longevity; which is the reason why on my 60th birthday, JQ presented me with a reverse calabash briar pipe made in … Continue reading
Attended the funeral of a friend yesterday. Cause of death was myocardial infarction – heart attack, in layman terms. But honestly, I think he died of a broken heart. About a year ago my friend had no choice but to … Continue reading
My friend’s sister is a married woman with a kid but every once in a while, she takes off on a vacation all by herself, leaving husband and child behind. Her Instagram for the next few days will brag of … Continue reading
I felt a pretty woman’s breasts yesterday – firm, bouncy and just about the right size. Before your imagination starts going wild, no, I wasn’t making out with some newfound girlfriend; what happened was the young woman walked into me. … Continue reading
Joshua Robinson, you champion, man. You is the can. I tabik you lah! You were caught with 321 films – believed to be the largest number of such films seized from a single person in Singapore – containing child pornography … Continue reading
What do you do when you live in an upside down world and drive an upside down car? You smoke an upside down pipe!