Category Archives: Unforgiven

Hey, Boobs Don’t Have Eyes!

I felt a pretty woman’s breasts yesterday – firm, bouncy and just about the right size. Before your imagination starts going wild, no, I wasn’t making out with some newfound girlfriend; what happened was the young woman walked into me. … Continue reading

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Joshua Robinson

Joshua Robinson, you champion, man. You is the can. I tabik you lah! You were caught with 321 films – believed to be the largest number of such films seized from a single person in Singapore – containing child pornography … Continue reading

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The Birdbrains at AVA

Twenty complaints about noise led to the culling of free-roaming chickens. The Agri-Food & Veterinary Authority of Singapore admitted that in a letter to The Straits Times on February 2nd. Then on February 15th its more tualiap head honcho wrote … Continue reading

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Survey? No Thanks!

The retards at LTA sent me a letter saying that my household has been “randomly chosen” for a comprehensive travel survey and that an interviewer will be visiting my house to ask questions, The survey has been outsourced to Ascentiq … Continue reading

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Meet Singapore’s Most Sensitive CEO

Wong Heang Fine, Surbana Jurong’s CEO, is a real sensitive guy. When 54 of his employees were sacked, he couldn’t sleep for a week, lost his appetite for his Chinese New Year reunion dinner and donated his entire year’s salary … Continue reading

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Cull the Children!

Children in the neighborhood are making helluva lot of noise, cull them! My sister-in-law’s three kids (straight out of DSM-5) are the worst-bred, most ill-mannered brats on planet earth, cull them! The neighbor next door has two kids who look … Continue reading

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Should I Apologzie To Those Who Do Me Harm?

Intruders with ill intentions can come into your territory, take advantage of all the benefits there are to be reaped, give nothing back, and on occasions, even wreck damaging havoc and cause deaths with their ideology and militarism. So, you … Continue reading

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Cathay Pacific’s Premium Economy is an Epic Rip-off

Except for one or two flights, I’ve flown business class since I was a teenager and flying economy has always been a problem for me. Recently airlines were aggressively touting Premium Economy seats and giving the impression that they are … Continue reading

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America, the Fucked Up Cuntry

Thousands of demonstrators are expected to turn out in Washington for protests aiming to “shut down” the inauguration of Donald Trump as the next US president. Protesters will attempt to close down 12 security checkpoints at the US Capitol, where … Continue reading

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Damaged Goods

I was in a taxi line the other day when a woman with a child was seated in an odd position somewhere along the line causing me to wonder if she was part of it or just resting. If she … Continue reading

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