Category Archives: Unforgiven

Pang Sua Pond? Approach with Caution!

Serious board meeting late last week. Men and women who control billion-dollar business empires in attendance. Suddenly one man seemed to be convulsing, his body reverberating. What happened? What happened was he happened to take a quick peek at his … Continue reading

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Making a Mountain out of a Molehill

The movie Beauty and the Beast started its run in Singapore on March 16th. Prior to that, the National Council of Churches warned parents about the movie and its possible influence on their children who watch it. At the same … Continue reading

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Ban the Shit out of Everything!

A letter to The Straits Times on March 16th says “Smoking while driving also raises risk of accidents” and another letter to the same papers on March 14th says “Make it illegal to smoke in vehicles.” I have not heard … Continue reading

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Died Brokenhearted

Attended the funeral of a friend yesterday. Cause of death was myocardial infarction – heart attack, in layman terms. But honestly, I think he died of a broken heart. About a year ago my friend had no choice but to … Continue reading

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Lucky Me, You’re Not Here!

My friend’s sister is a married woman with a kid but every once in a while, she takes off on a vacation all by herself, leaving husband and child behind. Her Instagram for the next few days will brag of … Continue reading

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Hey, Boobs Don’t Have Eyes!

I felt a pretty woman’s breasts yesterday – firm, bouncy and just about the right size. Before your imagination starts going wild, no, I wasn’t making out with some newfound girlfriend; what happened was the young woman walked into me. … Continue reading

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Joshua Robinson

Joshua Robinson, you champion, man. You is the can. I tabik you lah! You were caught with 321 films – believed to be the largest number of such films seized from a single person in Singapore – containing child pornography … Continue reading

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The Birdbrains at AVA

Twenty complaints about noise led to the culling of free-roaming chickens. The Agri-Food & Veterinary Authority of Singapore admitted that in a letter to The Straits Times on February 2nd. Then on February 15th its more tualiap head honcho wrote … Continue reading

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Survey? No Thanks!

The retards at LTA sent me a letter saying that my household has been “randomly chosen” for a comprehensive travel survey and that an interviewer will be visiting my house to ask questions, The survey has been outsourced to Ascentiq … Continue reading

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Meet Singapore’s Most Sensitive CEO

Wong Heang Fine, Surbana Jurong’s CEO, is a real sensitive guy. When 54 of his employees were sacked, he couldn’t sleep for a week, lost his appetite for his Chinese New Year reunion dinner and donated his entire year’s salary … Continue reading

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