The Mas Selamat Lotion

No more hoodie and balaclava!

Can you imagine this?

No more hoodie and balaclava!

A dab of some magic lotion and you become invisible!

James Ferguson, writing in a recent issue of How To Spend It, mentioned the Barrington’s SMUJ Anti-CCTV lotion, which will render you to a indecipherable blur when captured by CCTV.

This is supposedly due to a special ingredient, the Obfu5 K8, which is a mysterious and sophisticated “physiognomic obscurant” currently in the process of being patented.

What’s more, the lotion is an organic, non-greasy moisturizer as well.

Sure gives “vanishing cream” a new meaning huh?

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