Can you imagine this?
No more hoodie and balaclava!
A dab of some magic lotion and you become invisible!
James Ferguson, writing in a recent issue of How To Spend It, mentioned the Barrington’s SMUJ Anti-CCTV lotion, which will render you to a indecipherable blur when captured by CCTV.
This is supposedly due to a special ingredient, the Obfu5 K8, which is a mysterious and sophisticated “physiognomic obscurant” currently in the process of being patented.
What’s more, the lotion is an organic, non-greasy moisturizer as well.
Sure gives “vanishing cream” a new meaning huh?