Kopi: coffee, condensed milk, sugar
Kopi oh: black coffee, sugar
Kopi oh kosong: black coffee, no sugar
Kopi si: coffee, evaporated milk, sugar
Kopi si kosong: coffee, evaporated milk, no sugar
Kopi siew tai: coffee, condensed milk, less sugar
Kopi oh siew tai: black coffee, less sugar
Kopi si siew tai: coffee, evaporated milk, less sugar
Teh: tea, condensed milk, sugar
Teh oh: tea, sugar
Teh oh kosong: tea, no sugar
Teh si: tea, evaporated milk, sugar
Teh si kosong: tea, evaporated milk, no sugar
Teh siew tai: tea, condensed milk, less sugar
Teh o siew tai: tea, less sugar
Teh si siew tai: tea, evaporated milk, less sugar
Tiow her: Chinese tea (bag)
Tat kiew: Milo
Nahbeh, see peh luan, mai liow: Fuck you, damn confusing, cancel my order
Mai pak gua, mai pak gua: Please don’t beat me up, please don’t beat me up
Ang chap zi chia lai liow: The ambulance is here
Note: If your eye hurts while drinking coffee at the local kopi-tiam, just remove the spoon.