Monthly Archives: December 2010

One for the Road

Posted on 31/12/2010 by Lohcifer

It was Christmas Eve at a taxi stand along Orchard Road. The line was very long and we were all getting increasingly exasperated. We all wanted to be home in time for dinner with our loved ones. Some of us … Continue reading →

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Don’t Let this Pervert Grab your Scrotum!

Posted on 30/12/2010 by Lohcifer

In May, Transportation Security Administration screener Rolando Negrin pummeled a co-worker with his government-issued baton. The fight began, according to a Miami-Dade Police Department report, after Negrin’s training session with one of the agency’s whole-body imagers. The scan “revealed Negrin … Continue reading →

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Donating to Charity? Hold your Money!

Posted on 29/12/2010 by Lohcifer

Year end. Bonus time. People dig into their pockets and give to charity. Suckers!!! Your gifts will sometimes benefit charlatans or extremists, or simply be wasted! We all know what happened at NKF and Ren Ci. Some examples from the … Continue reading →

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Caught myself a Bison

Posted on 28/12/2010 by Lohcifer

Just bought a new watch – the Ingersoll Limited Edition Bison No 6 Men’s Automatic Watch. With a large 52mm face, it’s like wearing a clock on my wrist. Definitely for big timers like me ha ha! Ingersoll has a … Continue reading →

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A Pen Mightier than the Sword?

Posted on 27/12/2010 by Lohcifer

In the 1960s, American inventor and politician Paul C Fisher invented the original Space Pen. Designed to work flawlessly in zero gravity and under the strenuous conditions of space travel, the Space Pen was the first pen approved by NASA … Continue reading →

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S$18,000/- Dunhill!

Posted on 26/12/2010 by Lohcifer

This hand painted Dunhill-Namiki lacquer pipe featuring a solid gold band and showing a beautiful goldfish is selling for S$18,800/-. I found it – of all places – in a pen and watch store here in Singapore. There are only … Continue reading →

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Merry Christmas!

Posted on 25/12/2010 by Lohcifer

Let’s not forget what Christmas is really about! Hint: It has nothing to do with trees. Or Santa Claus. And it should never be spelt “X’mas.” Christmas isn’t Christmas till it happens in your heart. Somewhere deep inside you is … Continue reading →

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My Wet Dream is now a Cow

Posted on 24/12/2010 by Lohcifer

I was blessing a kneeling acolyte when a realization dawned on me: Women do not age well. Ok, so we all put on some weight as we age. Naturally, when people grow old, they tend to put on weight. (They … Continue reading →

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They Did Something

Posted on 23/12/2010 by Lohcifer

  Among this year’s Spirit of Enterprise winners are two outstanding women: Mathilda Koh was an air stewardess who had to fly constantly, which resulted in a host of skin problems. After successfully solving her skin problems, she quit flying … Continue reading →

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Shuddup and Listen, Bitch!

Posted on 22/12/2010 by Lohcifer

Some people just don’t listen do they? Marion Caunter, host of E! News Asia being interviewed by Christopher Toh, published in TODAY, November 20: Toh: What’s your favorite holiday spot? Caunter: I love traveling. I love Tokyo, I love New … Continue reading →

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