This will do for a tree this year.
Let’s not forget what Christmas is really about!
Hint: It has nothing to do with trees.
Or Santa Claus.
And it should never be spelt “X’mas.”
Christmas isn’t Christmas till it happens in your heart.
Somewhere deep inside you is where Christmas really starts.
And e-cards should be banned.
They are so crass!
Just so you know, I delete all electronic greetings without reading them.
Same with text messages wishing me Merry Christmas, Happy New Year and all that shit.
So please don’t bother sending any.
Investing time to pick a card, sitting down to write a personal greeting, and making a trip to actually mail the card – all those efforts show that you really, truly care.