In Loving Memory Of
Peter Lim Ah Beng*
(1994 – 2011)
Age: 17
READING STUPID ADS DIDN’T JUST STEAL HIS LIFE.
IT ROBBED HIS ENTIRE LIFETIME.
Dearly missed by a loving wife, children, and grandchildren that he will never have. Denied of a future of hopes and dreams that he will never realize. Taken away before his time by his folly of reading stupid advertisements.
So when you read the local papers, be sure to leave your brains behind.
DON’T READ STUPID ADS.
AND YOU’LL HAVE MORE TIME TO GET A LIFE.
*DISCLAIMER: This is a public service announcement provided by the Government Buffoons Department and is targeted to those retards who may think that this is a real ad. The moron appearing in this work is fictitious and is only a representation of the many idiots who read such ads and who have lost countless precious hours of their precious lives every year.
Penalties for reading stupid ads
FIRST CONVICTION
WOT: Waste Of Time
SECOND CONVICTION
MWOT: Major Waste Of Time
THIRD CONVICTION
BWOT: Bloody Waste Of Time
All convicted stupid ad readers risk being immune to similar stunts in the future.
NOTE: This post inspired by that fake obituary ad put up on January 31 by the Traffic Police and the Singapore Road Safety Council to warn against drink driving.