The original Playboy Hugh Hefner
He: Baby, I know it’s too fast, but I really want you. I just want you to know that I care for you, I love you and I really want you.
She: Oh hon, I love you too but I’m kinda afraid.
He: Of what, sweetheart?
She: That someday, you’ll love another girl and I’ll just be another one of your ex-girlfriends.
He: Oh, sure one day I’ll love another girl – in ten years, and she’ll call you “mummy.”
She: Your house, 15 minutes.