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Ventilation Time. Time to let off steam. Time to rant. Bullet Blog of Random Thoughts by a Mensch Slowing Going Nuts Largely Because of You, You and yes, You too:
- Anger has not abated.
- I’ve never been so pissed off for so long since God knows when.
- Trying to suppress it everyday.
- Living a lie.
- What. A. Horrible. Mess.
- Independent churches centered around one man with charisma are always at risk.
- Things can go so very wrong.
- And when shit happens, the whole of Christendom is tainted.
- Lim Hock Siew was no hero.
- He advocated the violent overthrow of the government.
- And until he died, he refused to denounce that stand.
- Come on Singaporeans, get your facts right.
- Lim Hock Siew was a terrorist.
- Yeah, he was passionate about his cause.
- Even baby face Vivian what’s-his-name implied so.
- Yeah, Hitler had passion too do you know?
- “Sticker Lady” is no artist.
- Her “art” is garbage.
- Vandalism is not art.
- “Street art” is not art.
- Printing stickers to stick on traffic light buttons is not art.
- In fact the printer should be charged too.
- Mixed martial arts is not a sport.
- Since when is human cockfighting a sport?
- And Damien Hirst is no artist.
- Since when is soaking an animal in formaldehyde considered “art”?
- That idiot Samantha Lo with her gross disrespect, and acts of defiance has not an iota of artistic quality in her.
- So don’t try to equate her even with Tang Tsou Choi.
- And let’s not jump into that bandwagon of those who can’t wait to grasp at any straw just to whack the government.
- Would you like it if she spray paints on YOUR wall?
- Would you like it if she pastes “witty” stickers over your keyholes?
- What if she replaces the road sign at your address with “My grandfather’s road”?
- What if she writes “smegma” on your kids’ lunch boxes?
- The lunch boxes with the cheese sandwiches.
- How would her parents react if she spray paints her own house with graffiti?
- Will they think she’s artistic?
- Singapore is relatively graffiti free.
- Let’s keep it that way!
- Let’s be more discerning.
- Pause and think for a moment.
- Light travels faster than sound.
- Most people appear smart until they express their opinions.
- Some people can be so frigging stupid it hurts me to see their stupidity.
- What is your major malfunction, Singaporeans?
- Two foreigners down at Marina Bay Sands.
- First they used MRT stations, next it was Bedok Reservoir.
- Now it seems that jumping from hotels is in vogue.
- Let’s hope those two who flew from Marina Bay Sands didn’t do that because of losses at the casinos.
- Self-proclaimed hymen-reconstruction expert and media whore badly needs an image overhaul.
- Got an ah pek to take the rap for him.
- Not once, but twice.
- Shame on you, Dr Goofy Who.
- A plastic surgeon with a mole huh?
- Creepy.
- An aerobics instructor who’s fat.
- A cook who’s thin.
- Epic fail.
- Got off with a slap on the wrist.
- Sentence explained by the highest in the land.
- Explained away is what I meant.
- Plastic surgeon plastic justice?
- Imagine, you commit a crime and the who’s who of the world rush to defend you.
- And they say justice is blind.
- Blah!
- Dissatisfaction and unforgiveness still reign.
- Once more those in power have screwed up.
- Instead of dealing with perception, they dealt with the technicality.
- Then the facts shown were contradictory.
- Hence, digging their own graves.
- Epic fail indeed.
- All involved should be water boarded!
- Because The Gods – according to critics – could have charged Dr Goofy under the alternative Section 182 which provides for imprisonment for his offense.
- But they didn’t.
- One more nail into the coffin.
- The public’s perception is that favor was shown.
- Net net: Scholars with zero personality who can’t get women have to resort to coercing them to provide BJs and sex in exchange for business contracts.
- Pathetic.
- Those fat lumps of ugly sluts should be charged too!
- I often wonder how women can take a penis into their mouths.
- Especially penises belonging to men who are uglier than the ugliest orang utans in the jungle or the zoo.
- A skunk by another name will still smell as bad.
- In fact smells even worse!
- Back then a church pastor accused of rape transformed into a traditional Chinese physician and changed his name.
- Recently, two of those pedophiliac douchebags changed their names too.
- You can run, but you can’t hide.
- Pathetic.
- A hundred times over.
- They think they’re smart?
- Right.
- Well, they got caught didn’t they?
- How many legs does a dog have if you call its tail a leg?
- Still four legs.
- Because calling a tail a leg doesn’t make it a leg.
- Sure, change your name, it’s still you.
- The lowlife shithead that’s you.
- Hear ye, hear ye!
- Young woman gave up her train seat, older woman still berating her.
- I’m 55, not young but come on, age is no excuse for being rude.
- I see with increasing frequency some older people behaving as if the world must kowtow to them.
- Fuck them!!!
- Old? So what?
- Respect has to be earned!
- Yes, so what if you are old?
- Last time I checked, old age is not a disease!
- Edward Whistler Goh Ngian Meng is now Goh Ng Ian or something like that.
- Jarrod Song Eu Loong is now Tan Wee Kiat.
- Whatever.
- “Scientists” want to ban shark’s fin trade, roped in two NMPs to be their mouthpieces.
- Well I guess if you’re naive enough to believe in the NMP concept, you’ll believe anything.
- The Chinese are been castigated for preferring to eat a minute portion of the shark amounting to 5% of its body weight.
- While all others, including consumers in the United States, with the world’s fifth largest shark fishing fleet, eat 95% of the shark.
- And they blame the Chinese for depleting the shark population.
- Should we blame the white trash and their Asian lackeys for the depletion of intelligence?
- Animal lovers want to protect wild boars – “don’t cull them,” they cry.
- “Our zero tolerance for plants and animals that do not fit into our lifestyle has to change,” they say.
- Change our lifestyle to accommodate ferocious wild pigs with killer tasks?
- Hey dumb asses, these are not like those pigs you have at home.
- Yup, like the one you married.
- Or those teenagers of yours.
- Clearly whoever said that has gone completely bonkers.
- Are you fucking kidding me?
- “The wild boars are calm, gentle and extremely good-natured,” they say.
- Sure.
- Why don’t you take some wild boars home to be your pets?
- Share your bed, huh?
- Cuddle them, huh?
- Kiss them huh?
- Let them sleep with your babies.
- Save on pillows.
- So cute, right?
- Them wild boars.
- The reunion of relatives.
- Family time ha ha!
- Again, get your facts right.
- Bandwagons are so easy to jump into.
- So fashionable to be pro gay, anti shark’s fin, pro animal rights, pro City Harvest.
- Yeah, animal rights, gay rights and all that.
- How screwed up can some people be?
- Do we only have one psychiatrist, one economist, one plastic surgeon in Singapore?
- The way the media behaves it seems so.
- And short ass economists appearing on TV with hat and suspenders is not funny.
- Get your teeth fixed, little cretin!
- Then go work in a circus.
- Or a freak show.
- You are a massive eye sore.
- You think you are telegenic?
- People with shortcomings often try to over compensate.
- You can almost bet with certainty that those who modify their cars to sound loud are losers with very short dicks.
- Scumbags accused of misappropriating 50 million bucks should just shut the fuck up.
- And not continue to dig bigger and deeper graves for themselves.
- What’s the kerfuffle?
- Simple.
- If one is not guilty, one will be exonerated.
- If one is guilty, well, you do the crime, you do the time.
- Who the hell does Andy Ho thinks he is?
- He is no doctor for sure.
- Let’s just hope he’ll never get sick.
- Bloody wise ass.
- Some people blog, just to show that they are alive.
- Some because they are intoxicated by high hit rates.
- Never before did they had an audience.
- Got to put in some rubbish there every day.
- Even when it is utter trash.
- Such a pain to read.
- Some because a blog is the only place or platform they can hope to get others to look their way.
- Nightmarish shitface bottle blond Ah Lians wearing fake eyelashes blog too.
- Who else and under what other circumstances would anyone look their way?
- They even become “celebrity bloggers.”
- Whatever that means.
- To me, that means time for that puke bag.
- Some morons will do anything to get attention.
- Pitiful.
- Worse than 2-bit whores.
- Might as well go into professional wrestling.
- Or mixed martial arts.
- Didn’t mummy and daddy pay you any attention when you were young?
- Sad.
- Have couple more names to add to my Shit List over recent incidents.
- Just because you make great speeches doesn’t make you great.
- Hitler made great speeches too.
- So did Gandhi.
- And Gandhi loved sleeping in the nude with young naked girls do you know?
- That’s reality check for you.
- The great and mighty saint has his kinks too.
- For the sake of your own brains, catch up on your reading lah, please.
- And. I. Mean. Books.
- And Hitler had only one testicle.
- God has mercy on us if he had two.
- Clown looked like a joke but he gassed six million Jews.
- Bastard!
- Father’s Day was June 17.
- Fathers out there, was it time for tchotchke?
- Did you get anything from your family members?
- You probably had to pay for that family meal they organized, ha ha.
- To the retards on LinkedIn, if you don’t know me, please don’t invite me.
- I don’t exist to increase your connection count.
- To the retards at LinkedIn, remember it’s a professional site.
- So please, profile picture doesn’t mean your baby’s photo.
- Or photo of your favorite wild boar.
- Stupid idiots!
- Now get out of my face.
- Bodah!
- I am so going to get the new MacBook Pro with the retina display.
- Damn you Apple!
- I don’t need it but I so want it.
- Perceived obsolesence.
- I hate you and I love you, Steve.
- As in Jobs.
- Hanoi is the only city in Asia that truly deserves the name “Paris of the East.”
- Sydney beckons.
- Sun Moon Lake beckons.
- But when?
- And with who?
- Don’t flaunt your superiority at me.
- It’s ok if you get to heaven first, scumbag!
- Try to teach your father how to suck eggs, indeed.
- When I was serving The Big Guy Up There full-time, where the hell were you?
- Will you make the sacrifices I made?
- Have you made the sacrifices I made?
- I was risking my life while you were collecting BMs and entire refrigerators of overpriced fermented grape juice, right?
- Smug like hell.
- See where I am now because I served.
- See where it got me.
- Call me bitter?
- Well, bitterness is an emotion given to me by your very own great God!
- And I was made in His image!
- No I am not bitter, just angry.
- Experience has made me a better man, not a bitter man.
- Respect your elders?
- Sure.
- I talk to God everyday.
- But some humans are less accessible than God.
- Since my return from a week at Malaysia, Truly Asia, I’ve been feeling incredibly sad.
- Don’t really know why.
- Maybe I hit a high.
- Then everything plummeted.
- Maybe I have to listen to crap every day?
- Maybe after the last GE, things haven’t really changed?
- Maybe I realized that LKN is really a ball-less wimp.
- LKN aka WL, let me put it on record here: you are such a coward.
- Stop beating around the bush and grow some testicles, k?!
- What a wuss.
- Your parents should have just stained the sheets instead of the rest of society.
- Abortion is legalized because of some people.
- Blood is thicker than water?
- As the pathologist Prof from KL would say “Lan twee!”
- Two of my relatives have chosen to ignore an important email from me.
- Zero EQ.
- Typical of that family.
- It’ll be a snowy day in Singapore before any man will be stupid enough to marry you.
- You stunted, dried-up, frigid, self-important ingrates way past your “sell-by” dates.
- Ignore my emails?
- Fine.
- Rot on the shelf.
- The shelf of heavily discounted, discarded, used goods.
- Go down on your knees and pray you’ll never ever need me.
- They say you can choose your friends but not your relatives.
- Not true.
- Not true at all.
- Friends can be sacked.
- Relatives can be disowned.
- Yes, disowned.
- Alienating you will also cause your untimely demise.
- Treating you as persona-non-grata will Siberiarized you.
- Familiar with the term “cold shoulder” you idiots?
- A tongue three inches long can kill a man six feet tall.
- I can win a war without a single bullet being fired.
- You will get your comeuppance.
- What goes around comes around.
- That’s when I will gladly plonk down 4k for a bottle of Louis XIII.
- To celebrate.
- The Lord said “Vengeance is mine.”
- THE LORD WAS WRONG!!!
- Revenge is a dish best served cold.
- I have lots of time.
- Women can never understand men and their toys.
- Well, you have your handbags and your shoes.
- Many shopaholics shop because the only “positive strokes” they get are from people they buy things from.
- Isn’t that so tragic?
- Same reason why some people in relationships continue to chat with members of the opposite sex clandestinely.
- Now you know why these pathetic souls accumulate things.
- Things include “friends” on Facebook.
- Connect, connect, connect and connect.
- Buy, buy, buy and buy.
- Shopping bags not even opened lying around the house.
- Stacks of books all over the house – unread.
- Shopaholics get a rush when they shop.
- Retail therapy.
- Now you know why it is called that.
- It’s a psychiatric prescription for those with low self esteem.
- Should have entered that into the DSM-IV.
- They say your kids will become unfilial if you have a long illness.
- The same applies to friends.
- And even to people who claim they love you.
- Nobody wants to hear anymore about how your whole body is aching.
- Soon they’ll stop asking.
- They rather talk about those idiotic TV programs they’ve watched.
- Or shitty bread they’ve baked.
- Or some stupid recipes they are obsessing about.
- Crap I don’t care about.
- I think I’m becoming lactose intolerant.
- Goodbye lattes.
- Some people pretend NOT to have peripheral vision.
- They walk straight ignoring others.
- Frigid, ice queens should be kept in the refrigerator for future transportation to an alien planet.
- Teleportation.
- Exile.
- Out of my sight.
- To a place where no human has been before.
- And these are people working in people-related fields.
- They should work in the mortuary.
- Or in lighthouses.
- Beatrice Chia, Hosan Leong, Sumiko Tan, The Flying Dutchman, and other asswipes, please, please, please retire and DISAPPEAR.
- Oh Lord, answer my prayer just this once, can?
- If you are attending a convention, go with the flow.
- If you can’t control the hotel booking, then just go along.
- Stop bitching and moaning about the mosque nearby waking you up with the adhan.
- You are in Shah Fucking Alam, what do you expect?
- Christmas carols to wake you up?
- Hillsong rubbish to wake you up?
- Oh my goodness.
- Stop kissing your brains goodbye, biatch.
- God has placed certain people across my path.
- To teach me patience?
- One day my patience will run out.
- You, yes, you.
- Put me down and I’ll go where someone else will raise me up.
- Make me feel small and I’ll go somewhere where someone else will make me feel big.
- And make me big.
- In more ways than one.
- Even your helping me is a constant reminder of my powerlessness.
- If I compile a pictorial dictionary I know precisely what or whose photograph I will put up for the entry “pain.”
- Every extra minute spent with some people shortens my life by 10 years.
- At least.
- Trust me, I know how to throw a party.
- And I hate it when people can’t make it.
- Those days people became suicidal when they were not on my invite list.
- Threw a party for a visiting VIP on June 23.
- Told all guests at least three weeks before the date.
- Yet at the last minute, I was inundated with all kinds of stupid excuses.
- One excuse was the most original excuse ever provided by a human being for not being able to attend a party.
- Most original excuse I’ve ever received.
- Ever.
- I won’t repeat it here.
- Because you won’t frigging believe it.
- Because your toes would laugh if I show it to you.
- Some clowns came nearly two hours late!
- They were those with legitimate reasons.
- But some were just plain tardy.
- No respect!
- For the VIP.
- And for the host.
- Where is protocol?
- You never arrive later than the VIP.
- Where is etiquette?
- Worse, some losers didn’t even have the courtesy to reply.
- After repeated reminders.
- Their emails were immediately deleted from my address book.
- If you don’t get invited the next time, you know why.
- Some obtuse clowns forgot decorum and spouted nonsense in front of the host.
- You would have thought older, supposedly more mature or at least worldly wise individuals should know better.
- Instead they talked about nude masseuses when the VIP asked about spas.
- Don’t bet on older people being wise.
- Some of these people say the wrong things all the time.
- Grown men who have remained altricial.
- The moment they open their mouths, you know about the state of their brains.
- Why do vegetarians eat food made to look like meat?
- Doesn’t that render being vegetarian completely meaningless?
- Isn’t that doing a Clinton?
- It’s like saying “I did put it in, but I didn’t ejaculate inside her.”
- It’s like saying “I promise I won’t come inside your mouth.”
- It’s like saying “The cheque is in the mail.”
- It’s like saying “It’s like an ant’s bite. It won’t hurt.”
- Lies, lies, lies.
- Vegetarians who eat mock meat must be the world’s greatest liars.
- Yet some religions insist that their devotees become vegetarians?
- Hmmm.
- Can you imagine?
- Every time you eat, you are lying?
- Need I say more?
- With certain people in my life.
- I am in a prison worse than Alcatraz.
- Get that!
- (And guess who is my prison warden.)
- Hint: Coleridge’s fowl.
- No spring chicken.
- Dukha: to be forced to live in propinquity with those one does not love.
- This is my life story, dear Aung Sung Suu Kyi.
- Dukha is my middle name.
- Don’t I know.
- And you think house arrest was tough?
- Sigh, June 30 marked the end of one particular chapter.
- Most Singaporeans won’t be able to appreciate Midnight in Paris because they are cultural deserts.
- Who on earth is this Henri Marie Raymond de Toulouse-Lautrec-Monfa, they’ll ask.
- Well, little midget with hypertrophied genitals, if you must know.
- Next question please.
- Come on, Singaporeans.
- The same Singaporeans of whom one in six is a millionaire.
- Just because you are rich doesn’t mean you’ve got brains.
- In recent days I’ve been made to feel like I’m number 7th.
- TUMI phoned and asked me “What’s your position?”
- I answered “Missionary.”
- Girl was stunned.
- Didn’t know what the hell I meant.
- If you visit a restaurant with zero or low expectations, then every meal will be divine.
- Wealth clearly doesn’t mean brains.
- Personification of naïveté.
- Not sure I’ve done the right thing rejecting invitations to directorships.
- A total of at least 8 in the past three years.
- Money’s not bad.
- All my buddies are accepting directorships left and right.
- It’s tiring to listen to all that.
- Some people are now only beginning to talk about things I have long forgotten.
- Boring.
- But then again, maybe it was meant to be.
- Complicated if I had accepted.
- I didn’t want to pay for the follies of others.
- I don’t want to be held accountable if some con artist diverted millions offshore so that his wife can gyrate half-naked like a whore on music videos.
- In the end, I accepted directorship of a nonprofit organization.
- Reluctantly.
- But the demented old maid of a vacillator behind it was PMSing big time.
- Played us all corporate bigwigs left and right.
- To nourish her hare brained idea.
- Ultimately it turned out to be major waste of precious time.
- Some people have no qualms plunging a knife into you and then behaving as if nothing has happened.
- While you bleed to death from the stabbing.
- Bleeding to death from your toxicity.
- All my bodily orifices bleeding too.
- Sign of poisoning.
- Bleeding non stop.
- Been too close to some toxic people.
- For too long.
- The toxic fumes they exude are worse than those from their cars’ exhaust.
- Some people are utter failures at relationships.
- And they refuse to admit it.
- They think they can do no wrong.
- Pride goeth before a fall.
- If I stop criticizing you and offering you constructive feedback, what does it mean?
- It simply means I have totally given up on you.
- If not for Nyit, we would not have zongzis this year.
- President’s chef’s husband – a scumbag – just had a stroke.
- Stroke of luck for the rest of humanity.
- No?
- Yes.
- Most definitely yes.
- President’s chef has suffered much because of him.
- As a kid, the image of her in my mind has always been someone perpetually in tears.
- Now that he’s sick, he has crawled back to her.
- In the end, she, determined as ever, made the zongzis anyway.
- The good die young.
- Is that why so many of you are still around?
- Must be lah.