Monthly Archives: September 2012

Miss Fellatrix’s Song

Posted on 30/09/2012 by Lohcifer

(Dedicated to the Linda Lovelaces of the world and sung to the tune of ABBA’s Thank You for the Music.) I’m nothing special; in fact I’m a bit of a whore If I tell a joke, you’ve probably heard it … Continue reading →

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World’s Most Expensive Blow Job?

Posted on 29/09/2012 by Lohcifer

Total contract value: 640k. Number of blow jobs allegedly performed: 4. Cost of each blow job: 160k. Value of ridicule: priceless. Celebrities need bodyguards, but our very own Linda Lovelace? Looking at the pictures below, you would think Whitney Houston … Continue reading →

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Appalling Dressing at Concert

Posted on 27/09/2012 by Lohcifer

Picture above shows a sign from a nightclub in Atlanta. Maybe performance venues here should have similar signs. These places should also employ staff to strictly enforce the dress code, meaning those inappropriately dressed will be turned away. Went to … Continue reading →

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Let’s Not be too Quick to Slay our Gelert!

Posted on 25/09/2012 by Lohcifer

Legend has it that Gelert, a beloved dog charged with guarding his master’s baby was discovered with blood on his face while the infant was nowhere to be found. The shocked master, Llywelyn the Great, Prince of Gwynedd reacted by … Continue reading →

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Broken Pipe: Craig Tarler

Posted on 23/09/2012 by Lohcifer

Cornell & Diehl’s Craig Tarler, a giant in the realm of pipedom went to the Happy Smoking Ground on September 4, 2012, aged 82. Craig was a 1952 graduate of the University of Pennsylvania where he earned a bachelor’s degree … Continue reading →

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RIP, Rita

Posted on 21/09/2012 by Lohcifer

I’m saddened to hear so late of the passing of my former student at the University of South Australia, Rita Goh. Apparently she passed away on September 12 after succumbing to bone cancer. Rita has written two books – Hack … Continue reading →

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Foreign Strategies for Asia?

Posted on 19/09/2012 by Lohcifer

This ad has been making its appearances in the local press lately. It is for a S$2500/- per head two-day conference scheduled to start today. Organized by Ministry of Manpower, Singapore Workforce Development Agency and Human Capital Leadership Institute, and … Continue reading →

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The Amenity Slut Strikes!

Posted on 17/09/2012 by Lohcifer

Have you heard of friends traveling together and returning as enemies? It’s the same reason why good friends think that they could be good business partners too. Interacting socially is quite different from spending extended time with another person. In … Continue reading →

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Training Retards in Thailand

Posted on 15/09/2012 by Lohcifer

I had a difficult week in Bangkok. Had to cope with Sciatica or pain caused by a slipped disc compressing the sciatic nerve. Yup, another case of slipped disc. Unlike 2009, this time, the pain was around the hip, in … Continue reading →

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Sixty Shades of Shite

Posted on 13/09/2012 by Lohcifer

So once again people in power have taken it upon themselves to think that they are the ones who know better, who can decide what I should or should not read. Fifty Shades of Grey has been banned in our … Continue reading →

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