Miss Fellatrix’s Song

(Dedicated to the Linda Lovelaces of the world and sung to the tune of ABBA’s Thank You for the Music.)

I’m nothing special; in fact I’m a bit of a whore

If I tell a joke, you’ve probably heard it before

But I have a talent, as I have now shown

Cause everyone pays attention when I start to blow

I’m so grateful and proud

All I want is to sing it out loud

So I say

Thank you for the BJs, the clowns I’ve been blowing

Thanks for all the joy they’re bringing

Who can live without it, I ask in all honesty

What would life be

Without a suck or a hump what are we?

So I say

Thank you for the BJs

For giving head is so me

Mother says I love to suckle before I could walk

She says I mastered my gag reflex long before I could talk

And I’ve often wondered, how did the deep-throating all start?

Who found out that nothing can capture a deal?

Like a couple of BJs can?

Well, whoever it was, could have been Annabel Chong

But who cares?

So I say

Thanks you for the BJs

Thanks for all the joy of all that throbbing

Who can live without it, I ask in all honesty

What would life be?

Without a suck or a hump what are we?

So I say thank you for the BJs

For giving them to me

I’ve been so lucky, I am the gal with the slutty air

I wanna spill it out onto everybody

What a joy, what a life, what a chance!

So I say

Thank you for the BJs, the losers I’ve been blowing

Thanks for all the jism they’ve unloading

Who can live without it, I ask in all honesty?

What would life be

Without beating Sun Ho what are we?

So I say thank you for the BJs

For giving them to me

The shameless skank with the dick breath