(Dedicated to the Linda Lovelaces of the world and sung to the tune of ABBA’s Thank You for the Music.)
I’m nothing special; in fact I’m a bit of a whore
If I tell a joke, you’ve probably heard it before
But I have a talent, as I have now shown
Cause everyone pays attention when I start to blow
I’m so grateful and proud
All I want is to sing it out loud
So I say
Thank you for the BJs, the clowns I’ve been blowing
Thanks for all the joy they’re bringing
Who can live without it, I ask in all honesty
What would life be
Without a suck or a hump what are we?
So I say
Thank you for the BJs
For giving head is so me
Mother says I love to suckle before I could walk
She says I mastered my gag reflex long before I could talk
And I’ve often wondered, how did the deep-throating all start?
Who found out that nothing can capture a deal?
Like a couple of BJs can?
Well, whoever it was, could have been Annabel Chong
But who cares?
So I say
Thanks you for the BJs
Thanks for all the joy of all that throbbing
Who can live without it, I ask in all honesty
What would life be?
Without a suck or a hump what are we?
So I say thank you for the BJs
For giving them to me
I’ve been so lucky, I am the gal with the slutty air
I wanna spill it out onto everybody
What a joy, what a life, what a chance!
So I say
Thank you for the BJs, the losers I’ve been blowing
Thanks for all the jism they’ve unloading
Who can live without it, I ask in all honesty?
What would life be
Without beating Sun Ho what are we?
So I say thank you for the BJs
For giving them to me
The shameless skank with the dick breath