An omnium-gatherum of musings by Lohcifer, a curmudgeonly misanthrope with a tortured soul. Lohcifer blogs for catharsis. Previous blog (before 2009): StraightfromtheShoulders.com, now defunct. "Non ducor duco."
I know bupkis about life but I look forward to the day when the top and bottom sheets of my toilet paper are aligned and when chickens can cross the road freely without people questioning their motives.