Monthly Archives: October 2013

No Lifeguard at the Gene Pool

Posted on 30/10/2013 by Lohcifer

A notorious pirate in Somali by the name of Mohamed Abdi Hassan, also known as “Big Mouth” is believed to have been the leader of the 2009 hijacking of the Belgian dredging vessel Pompeii north of the Seychelles. The ship … Continue reading →

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Ban Flag Days!

Posted on 29/10/2013 by Lohcifer

In a letter titled “Fund-raisers shooed away outside malls” published in yesterday’s Straits Times Online Forum, the writer, a Ronald Pereira who is a member of The Rotary Club lamented that on The Rotary Club Flag Day on October 19th … Continue reading →

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It’s Not Just the Boat that has Capsized

Posted on 23/10/2013 by Lohcifer

Earlier this month, more than 300 African refugees drowned when an overladen fishing boat capsized off the Italian island of Lampedusa. The Italian government declared a day of mourning, granted honorary citizenship to those who died and promised a state … Continue reading →

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Ho Kwa Bo Ho Chiak

Posted on 17/10/2013 by Lohcifer

When a fire broke out at SingTel, disruption lasted days. Yet some goondu can say “the Government is ‘quite happy’ with how SingTel had handled the situation based on the business continuity processes and emergency plans in place.” Since when … Continue reading →

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With Friends like These, Who needs Enemies?

Posted on 16/10/2013 by Lohcifer

Had lunch the other day with someone I’ve known for some 27 years. Didn’t know I was such an influence in his life. The imperfect, broken me, apparently was able to make a difference in this person’s life. Nice to … Continue reading →

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Foot-in-Mouth Disease

Posted on 15/10/2013 by Lohcifer
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More Power to You, Arnold!

Posted on 10/10/2013 by Lohcifer

Fearing the inkbrush as much as the sword, the first emperor of unified China, Qin Shi Huang (259 BC – 210 BC) burned books. He also ordered the arrest of over 400 scholars and buried them. To celebrate the end … Continue reading →

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Retards, the Thousand-yard Stare is NOT Cool

Posted on 09/10/2013 by Lohcifer

There’s a tall skinny guy who’s supposedly a longtime friend of a relative. As far as I’m concerned, this cretin has zero EQ. And I mean ZERO. When you visit, easily you’ll notice that obviously the oldest persons present are … Continue reading →

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Cigars from China

Posted on 02/10/2013 by Lohcifer

They make fake Louis Vuittons, fake eggs even, and can even give you fake virgins on your wedding night. Now they have cigars too. Bloody Chinamen! China Tobacco Chuanyu Industry Corp launched the Greatwall Legend cigar in mid-2010, called Greatwall … Continue reading →

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