Monthly Archives: September 2015

Pigs Can Fly!

Posted on 30/09/2015 by Lohcifer

The haze is here to stay. Since 1972 it has been an annual affair. And for the first time ever, schools had to be shut down. Are the Indonesians apologetic? You kidding me? Singapore should help solve the haze issue, … Continue reading →

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Non Sequitur

Posted on 28/09/2015 by Lohcifer

Me: Chairman, why do people stop helping me when I no longer treat them to 500-dollar meals? Chairman: Do you prefer red wine or white wine?

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Just Shut the Fuck Up Already

Posted on 25/09/2015 by Lohcifer

Isn’t it amazing that those who delight in dishing out advice usually can’t deal with any feedback or criticism directed at them? Isn’t it amazing that those who pretend to know so much don’t realize that they annoy the hell … Continue reading →

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Nature Provides

Posted on 23/09/2015 by Lohcifer

A bone makes a great cigar: And an abalone shell makes a great cigar ashtray:

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Go Find a Trashbin

Posted on 21/09/2015 by Lohcifer

I’m convinced that Harper Lee is full of shit. She wrote To Kill a Mocking Bird, made millions, and became a recluse. Then there was this big falling out with Truman Capote. And all kinds of cranky behavior. Started suing … Continue reading →

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Enthronement of the Bratty

Posted on 18/09/2015 by Lohcifer

If someone has a sense of entitlement, that means the person believes he deserves certain privileges (such as respect and compliance) – and he’s arrogant about it. This mindset is often the result of failing to realize that we are … Continue reading →

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Donald Trumpet is Who We Need to Fight the Haze

Posted on 16/09/2015 by Lohcifer

We assume that Donald Trump won’t go far in his campaign for US presidency – well, Trump, the boorish demagogue, surprised everyone by being the leading candidate among the Republicans. Why? Because he has titanium balls, that’s why. He is … Continue reading →

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Pig Stomach Soup

Posted on 14/09/2015 by Lohcifer

Pork-tripe or pig maw cut into strips and cooked in a peppered soup is a common local dish that is often referred to as “pig stomach soup.” The Princess Terrace Café at Copthorne King’s Hotel at Havelock Road serves a very tasty … Continue reading →

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A Tragedy

Posted on 11/09/2015 by Lohcifer

On September 4th, someone placed an obituary for the little Kurdish boy Aylan Kurdi in The Sydney Morning Herald: Aylan You did not deserve to drown in the coldness of water and in the coldness of human indifference. You were … Continue reading →

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Vote with Your Brains This Friday

Posted on 09/09/2015 by Lohcifer

Can’t bear it anymore? If you can’t stand having your face rubbed in shit over and over again, I hope you know what to do. Vote the bullies and the loudmouths out! Vote the right people in! Do the right … Continue reading →

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