Monthly Archives: October 2015

Uber to Solve our Uber-shitty Taxi Woes?

Posted on 28/10/2015 by Lohcifer

Singapore is not too bad a place, everything seems to work. Except taxis. No one seems to be able to fix the taxi problem. For a country like ours, this is such a bloody disgrace! What is the taxi problem? … Continue reading →

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Skin Deep and Deep Shit

Posted on 26/10/2015 by Lohcifer

An aesthetic clinic has opened up in a neighborhood mall and it’s packed to the gills. In fact, it’s like a fish market. It’s operated like an assembly line – you go in, get your zap, you go out. Meanwhile … Continue reading →

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What Did You Say?

Posted on 23/10/2015 by Lohcifer

Used to be “gay” meant “happy” and “old” meant old. Now old is “pre-loved” or “new-to-me” and really old is “vintage” or worse, “antique.” And dilapidated, crumbling buildings are sold off as “heritage” treasures. Used to be “Indonesian” means things … Continue reading →

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Will the Ban be Lifted?

Posted on 21/10/2015 by Lohcifer

Playboy announced last week that it will no longer feature pictures of naked women. Does this mean it will no longer be banned in Singapore? I remember those schoolboy days of passing the bloody contraband under the table! Some people … Continue reading →

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Another Year, Another Fad

Posted on 19/10/2015 by Lohcifer

Unless you are hiding in the jungles of Indonesia, swinging from tree to tree there with the likes of Jusuf Kalla, chances are that you’ve probably heard 2015 is the year of the adult coloring book. Sellers of these books … Continue reading →

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Daniel Asshole Craig

Posted on 16/10/2015 by Lohcifer

British actor Daniel Craig was paid US$10.7 million for Skyfall, making him the highest-paid James Bond actor ever, and the film was the first Bond movie to break the one billion dollar mark. After the success of Skyfall it was … Continue reading →

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Beware of Bee Wah

Posted on 14/10/2015 by Lohcifer

Google Lee Bee Wah and you will walk away with the idea that she probably had had a bad childhood during which she was neglected or perhaps even abused, with the result that she now craves attention by attracting controversy … Continue reading →

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Let’s Withdraw our Offer to Help

Posted on 12/10/2015 by Lohcifer

Step aside Jusuf Kalla, you have competition now haha! Indonesian Cabinet Secretary Pramono Anung told CNN on October 7th that Jakarta had earlier rejected Singapore’s offers of assistance to combat the transboundary haze crisis in the region because it was … Continue reading →

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Indonesian Slinkies

Posted on 09/10/2015 by Lohcifer

Here’s Jusuf Kalla: Here’s Agung Laksono: And here’s Siti Nurbaya Bakar: They’ve all been making retarded comments about Singapore when we expressed concern about the haze. Yes, the haze – the haze that has plagued Singapore for 43 years; the … Continue reading →

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Logic of the Illogicals

Posted on 07/10/2015 by Lohcifer

When I wanted to buy four fillets of assam fish home the other day, the stall holder at St Michael Bus Terminal told me he could only sell me two pieces; otherwise, he won’t have enough for his other customers. … Continue reading →

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