Monthly Archives: June 2016

An X-rated Pipe

JQ came back from Shanghai with a pipe shaped like a you-know-what for me. It’s a beautiful and very well-made pipe but I’ve never had a dick in my mouth before and I’m not about to start.

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A Douche Bag Profile

  Fat Retard with the Spastic Face, a moron of the highest order, showed up uninvited at my cigar party. He helped himself to the most expensive Cuban cigar in my humidor, a Behike, smoked it for five minutes, then rested … Continue reading

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Book Humidor

This leather-bound book humidor by Sikarlan is cedar-lined. The dividers will hold up to five 51 ring gauge cigars of 178mm in length (Churchill size). The entire divider section can also be removed to give a 78mm x 178mm x … Continue reading

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Rent a Friend, Amputate your Legs, and Kill your Lover

“Progress has peopled history with the marvels and monsters of technology but it has depopulated the life of man. It has given us more things but not more being.” – Octavio Paz A Singapore company is providing “friends” for hire. The … Continue reading

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Name and Shame!

A sheriff’s refusal to name the perpetrator of the mass shooting in Oregon last year seemed to have started a trend. (That’s the doofus in the picture above.) A recent CNN tribute to the victims of Sunday’s shooting in Orlando … Continue reading

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That Miserable Kiss

Due to “kao peh kao bu” by some miserable bunch of pricks, the world-famous musical Les Misérables had to cut off a scene involving a brief peck on the lips among two men during the song Beggars at the Feast. … Continue reading

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“The Greatest” the Greatest?

My friend, the Thailand-based American author John Arnone wrote a letter to The Nation, a newspaper in Thailand about Muhammad Ali; needless to say it was heavily censored before being published and John said his letter “should have a few … Continue reading

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Epiphany

Never go shopping with someone to whom you owe money. You will feel like shit. In order not to make you feel bad, the person to whom money is owed will say things like “Oh, I bought this only because … Continue reading

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Late Delivery of Mail by SingPost

A batch of mail dated early April was delivered only in late May, resulting in my missing payment deadlines for some bills, leading to my having to pay penalty charges. When I contacted SingPost, I received an email saying my … Continue reading

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Briar Cigar

A poor replica of Vauen’s Zeppelin:

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