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Monthly Archives: March 2017
Pang Sua Pond? Approach with Caution!
Serious board meeting late last week. Men and women who control billion-dollar business empires in attendance. Suddenly one man seemed to be convulsing, his body reverberating. What happened? What happened was he happened to take a quick peek at his … Continue reading
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Making a Mountain out of a Molehill
The movie Beauty and the Beast started its run in Singapore on March 16th. Prior to that, the National Council of Churches warned parents about the movie and its possible influence on their children who watch it. At the same … Continue reading
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Ban the Shit out of Everything!
A letter to The Straits Times on March 16th says “Smoking while driving also raises risk of accidents” and another letter to the same papers on March 14th says “Make it illegal to smoke in vehicles.” I have not heard … Continue reading
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A Hulu Pipe
For the Chinese, hulu or the bottle gourd or calabash is a symbol of prosperity, abundance, good health and longevity; which is the reason why on my 60th birthday, JQ presented me with a reverse calabash briar pipe made in … Continue reading
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Died Brokenhearted
Attended the funeral of a friend yesterday. Cause of death was myocardial infarction – heart attack, in layman terms. But honestly, I think he died of a broken heart. About a year ago my friend had no choice but to … Continue reading
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Lucky Me, You’re Not Here!
My friend’s sister is a married woman with a kid but every once in a while, she takes off on a vacation all by herself, leaving husband and child behind. Her Instagram for the next few days will brag of … Continue reading
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Hey, Boobs Don’t Have Eyes!
I felt a pretty woman’s breasts yesterday – firm, bouncy and just about the right size. Before your imagination starts going wild, no, I wasn’t making out with some newfound girlfriend; what happened was the young woman walked into me. … Continue reading
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Joshua Robinson
Joshua Robinson, you champion, man. You is the can. I tabik you lah! You were caught with 321 films – believed to be the largest number of such films seized from a single person in Singapore – containing child pornography … Continue reading
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Upside Down
What do you do when you live in an upside down world and drive an upside down car? You smoke an upside down pipe!
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A Pipe with a Mouthpiece made of Ivory
The buying and selling of ivory in Singapore is allowed. Since 1990, however, the commercial import and export of ivory has been banned, although non-commercial import and export – such as for museum display and research – is still allowed … Continue reading
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