This rubbishy pipe has furthered my opinion that mercenary (paid for hire) pundits are flatulent bags of pus. Look at the wows in the reviews of this pipe – you’ll be amazed at how people talk about it as though it’s a ten-thousand-dollar pipe.
Anyone who can write so many words around something as shitty as a corncob – a reverse calabash corncob, Jesus fucking Christ – has to be full of shit to the eyebrows!