Monthly Archives: September 2020

Avoid Wildfire Pizza

Posted on 30/09/2020 by Lohcifer

Ordering pizzas is not rocket science. You make a phone call or go online and then the pizzas show up at your door. Unless, you are dealing with Wildfire Pizza. The non-existent pizzeria – there isn’t a brick and mortar … Continue reading →

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What’s Up with Some WhatsApp Users?

Posted on 28/09/2020 by Lohcifer

Irritating WhatsApp habits abound: such as people blurting you a question asking how you are and then disappear for the rest of the day, not bothering to check their phone for your response. It’s almost like an obligatory pat of … Continue reading →

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Now Everyone Is An Author

Posted on 25/09/2020 by Lohcifer

My ex-colleague proudly announced to me that the latest anti-Trump book he ordered has just arrived. A new book about Trump seems to crop up each week. Retards like Omarosa Manigault Newman, Anthony Scaramucci, Corey Lewandowski, John Bolton, James Comey, … Continue reading →

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The Retards Doth Complain Too Much, Methinks

Posted on 23/09/2020 by Lohcifer

Chinatown is decked up to light up like Hong Kong, in commemoration of the Mid-autumn Festival which will occur on October 1st. Some auspicious wordings on those banners had to be changed after complaints from some members of the public. … Continue reading →

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Do Hungry Ghosts Exist?

Posted on 21/09/2020 by Lohcifer

Yes, they do. A group of people who called themselves Freegans (from the words “free” and “vegans”) have been going around collecting and consuming fruit offered for worship. They had a bountiful harvest during the Hungry Ghost Month which ended … Continue reading →

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Modern-day Freakshows

Posted on 16/09/2020 by Lohcifer

They are mostly women. Although men are guilty of it too. They would stuff a whole live and squirming obscene-looking phallic-like geoduck clam into their mouth and while chewing and half choking, talk about how yummy it tastes. Food porn. … Continue reading →

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The Indispensable Pests in Our Lives

Posted on 09/09/2020 by Lohcifer

In 1958, Mao Zedong ordered the extermination of every sparrow in China. He could scarcely have guessed the magnitude of the shitstorm he had set in motion. “The Four Pests Campaign” was part of the Chinese Communist Party’s disastrous Great … Continue reading →

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Remembering Heinz Schwarzkopf – Gentlemen’s Gentleman

Posted on 02/09/2020 by Lohcifer

Heinz Schwarzkopf November 10th 1950 August 26th 2020 I first met Heinz Schwarzkopf about ten years ago. He subsequently visited Singapore a few more times. He visited twice in 2017,  first, to attend a gathering organized by local pipe-smoking friends … Continue reading →

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