The Birds

In February, crows attacked 10 people in 20 minutes in Bishan. In the same month, crow attacks were also reported in Hougang. Last month, the same thing happened in Serangoon.

Crow attacks have been a recurring issue over recent years.

The National Parks Board said earlier this year that it received an average of 3,000 to 4,000 cases of crow-related feedback each year from 2020 to 2022.

A yearly bird census by the Nature Society Singapore’s bird group, found that the crow population had more than doubled in the six years from 2015 to 2020.

What’s causing all these attacks?

Greta The Brat Thunberg would blame it on climate change.

Yeah, the pain in my knee is also due to climate change!

Anyway, Alfred Hitchcock, where are you?

Bleeding hearts and the authorities tell us we must learn to co-exist with animals.

Yeah, right!

None of their suggestions have worked so far!

Talk about bird brains!

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