Calling All Freeloaders and Cheapskates! Free Char Siew is Here! Just Curse Your Kids!

Oh, so you want a free plate of roasted honey barbecue pork worth S$15.80? Easy peasy! All you have to do is curse out your kid in Cantonese right in front of a Crystal Jade restaurant staff member. Just drop this charming little phrase: “saang gau caa siu hou gwo saang nei” which, for the uninitiated, translates to “It’s better to give birth to a piece of char siew than to give birth to you.” Delightful, isn’t it?

Yup, the world is truly in peak condition.

This gem of a promotion was available on May 4, 5, 11, and 12 at all Crystal Jade Hong Kong Kitchen and La Mian Xiao Long Bao outlets, except for the one at Changi Airport Terminal 1. But, sorry, all you freeloaders and cheapskates, that train has left the station. Oh, but don’t worry! The insanity continues on June 8, 9, 15, and 16 as the promotion has been extended.

“Interesting and memorable ideas are likely to ruffle feathers, and if they do, it typically means they’ve worked,” said some genius chief creative officer from a brand and creative consulting agency when the media had questions about this stroke of marketing brilliance.

Clearly, the retard’s lobotomy was a smashing success.

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